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Today, the third installment of "biscayneparkpride@yahoo.com" was sent to some collection of people.  This one was like the first one, in that it was not fact-based.  In fact, there was not one correct assertion in the whole letter.  It was different from the other two, however, in that it was signed.  The person who sent it was Kelvyn Whitfield, and he included his street address, instead of the impersonation of the Village address that was listed on the other two mailings.  Like the other two, this one was sent not directly, but through "ConstantContact."

I went to see Kelvyn at his house this morning.  I asked him about the letter he sent out, but he said he didn't want to talk about it.  He did acknowledge having sent it.  I pointed out to him that not one of the assertions contained in his letter was true.  He said he considered them all to be true.  I reminded him that he almost never appears at Commission meetings, making it unlikely that he would know what happens there, but he said he sometimes watches them, presumably on Comcast.  When I persevered, and told him that the things he claimed were true and happened were not true and did not happen, he said it was not possible for anyone to check facts about someone else.  I disagreed, and I offered to show him proof of what was actually true.  He wasn't interested, he "didn't care," and he said he accepted it as his mission to save the Village from poor Commissioners.  I pointed out that I am not a Commissioner and am therefore not to blame for whatever are his complaints about the Commission.  He fell silent.

Recognizing that Kelvyn could not be relying on anything he personally witnessed or knew, and further recognizing that the material he sent out was eerily similar to the complaints of certain other people, I suggested to Kelvyn that perhaps he was relying on what someone else told him.  I wondered who that someone might be.  "I don't have to tell you," countered Kelvyn.  True enough.  And for what it's worth, Kelvyn pointed out to me today that he is "not a child."

The other interesting fact about my conversation with Kelvyn today is that apparently, if what Kelvyn says is true, he did not receive the other two biscayneparkpride/ConstantContact letters.  He has not previously been included in this campaign.  Thus, it appears someone has come to Kelvyn, presumably provided him with something to circulate, and told him it was now his turn.  Clearly, he doesn't know anything about any of this, including the contents of the letter he signed.

Let's all await the election eve drive-by anonymous bill of accusations, not to mention more installments in the biscayneparkpride@yahoo.com/ConstantContact series.  (Interestingly, biscayneparkpride has been decommissioned by yahoo, so it's unclear how it was used to send out today's missive.)  It's beginning to look like it will be about Roxy Ross and me this year, or perhaps, if we can take Kelvyn as an indication, the "Jonas-Ross Ticket," whatever that is.