Friday, December 8, 2023

WOW! 631 Now

On October 26 (that's about a month and a half ago), I posted that we had had 565 mass shootings this year.  Now, we're up to 631.  And we still have about three weeks to go this year.  If we apply ourselves, we can wipe out maybe a bunch more Americans.  If that's someone's idea of population control, it seems pretty effective.

And you can't accomplish that by strangling people, or having police kneel on their necks until they can't breathe and die, or even by knifing them.  For that kind of result, you really need guns, and the quicker firing, the better.  Don't forget, if you're in the wrong place, and you start shooting people, someone (I know I'm kidding myself, because it essentially never happens) might shoot you.  Or, if your piece is too slow, there might be time to call the police.  And you don't want that.

Some of these mass murderers kill themselves, after they're done killing the other people they had a hankering to assassinate.  And I think this is a very good idea.  I'd just recommend doing it the other way around: kill yourself, and then kill all the other people you've decided have no right to live.  Of course I know that killing yourself first makes it more challenging to wipe out other people, but be sporting about it.  Test your skills.

 

1 comment:

  1. See, now that's just inefficient. These people are thinking about how to do the most damage. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gun-violence-in-america-is-really-bad-but-not-where-you-might-think/ss-AA1bvTSR?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=cbebfa02cf564cc48fbbe9fbb773f935&ei=44#image=1

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